Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale - 6 PK
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Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale. Limited releasel. Say "lah-goo-knee-tuss"Other Description
How'z about trying one of our other beers! Maybe a... homicidally hoppy... Lagunitas IPA, India pale ale. ... Or maybe a crispy clean. Lagunitas PIIS, Czech style pilsener. ...whatever. There is a symmetry to everything. Hot will always cool. Up always comes to down. Markets rise and crash. $2 per gallon then $4 per gallon then $2. First the right begets the left; then the left becomes the right; and then the right becomes the wrong all over again. Hop prices do soar and then just as surely crash and everyone cries except the brewer. Some drugs are legal (like alcohol) while others are forbidden. Some pleasures are embraced and are also forbidden. Ask the former NY Governor or PeeWee Herman. Saddam and Noreiga once got paychecks from the CIA? The King of Beers becomes another 's brood mare. GM becomes Gee...Um... How many times have you heard an unusual word several times in one day. What is one day undercover- is the next day revealed - and then slunks back down where it came from again. The sun went down today and returns tomorrow as if for the first time. When governments are simple, people are simple. When governments are clever, people are clever. Earth mirrors heaven. There is a symmetry to everything. Cheers! 1280 N. McDowell Blvd. Petaluma, Calif. and 2607 W. 17th St. Chicago, ILL. U.S. OF A. We brewed this especially bitter ale in remembrance of the 2005 St. Patrick's day massacre... ...And in celebration of our subsequent 20-day suspension in January of 2006. Cheers. Six 12-oz bottles. We brewed this especially bitter ale in dedication to all of the world's would-be astronauts, in remembrance of the 2005 St. Patrick's day massacre on the brewery party grounds and also in joyous celebration of our 20-day suspension that following January. Do not the crime. Do not time. Get the bragging rights. Cheers! ...Of hops, malts, hops, hops, yeast, hops, water, and hops. Beer speaks. People mumble. Call us sometime! 707.769.4495. www.lagunitas.com.Ingredients
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Government warning: (1) according to the surgeon general, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
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00723830000148