Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale
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Stone Arrogant Bastard® Ale. This has got to be the worst beer on earth. Way too much hops. Hated by many, loved by few. Please stay away if you have any real taste. Certified Brewers Association Independent Craft. I hate this beer. No one would dare try a 2nd taste of this overly hoppy bitter beer. I feel like to properly enjoy this, your taste buds need to be hardened. Actual review comments. You’re not worthy®. 6 - 16 Fl Oz Cans.Other Description
This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory-maybe something with a multimillion-dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion-dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this. About arrogant brewing. Since I was first unleashed upon the unsuspecting public as Arrogant Bastard Ale in 1997, I have braved new territory and challenged legions of mindless, fizzy yellow beer drinkers. With my uncompromising celebration of intensity, I made a name for myself by vocally calling out the tyrannical beer overlords for subjecting you to their generic drivel. Massively successful and arrogant as ever, I continue my dedication to aggressive beers that require taste and sophistication from the drinker. Reject me, and be lost. Drink of me, and you shall find righteousness. Arrogant Brewing™. Recycle, numbskull. Questions or comments? If you don’t like this beer, keep it to yourself-we don’t want to hear from any sniveling yellow-beer-drinkin wimps, cause this beer wasn’t made for you. Drink fresh numbskull.Warnings
Government warning: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.UPC
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