Liquid Death Sparkling Water, King Size Cans
8 - 19.2 fl oz (1.2 pt) 568 ml cans [153.6 fl oz (4.5 l)]
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Carbonated Artesian water. New bigger cans. This infinitely recyclable can of stone-cold sparkling water clawed its way from deep inside the earth to murder your thirst. When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles, they became hunted by an aluminum can of mountain water that was dead set on murdering their thirsts and recycling their souls. Once cracked open, no thirst is safe from liquid death. After ritually dismembering its thirst victims, this brutal can of water used the severed body parts of dead thirsts to build itself a flesh suit which it used as a disguise to get a job in marketing. But liquid death never took the job. It just murdered a bunch more thirsts instead. It's just water. Don't be scared. liquiddeath.com. (hashtag)DeathToPlastic. For water quality & info: 1-88-980-4750 or visit: liquiddeath.com. We donate a portion of the profits from every can sold to help kill plastic pollution. Bottled at source: Bland County, Virginia.Nutrition Facts
Ingredients
Artesian Water, CO2.Manufacturer
Liquid Death Mountain Water
4077 Redwood Ave Los Angeles, CA 90066
UPC
00850031700321